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Is that so much to ask?

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", "Mayor Whitman!! Season 1 "And if anybody fails to do that. I'm sure there's some room left. ", "WHAT!!? 500 Bucks to do a couple of jumping jacks and I don't even have to be in the room... just phone me & tell me when you do em! All rights reserved. ", "Before you came into my life I was a sad, lonely, laughable excuse for a man.

T.V. Maybe I'll create a world of hairless intelligent apes. A collection of quotes by the character Ajax Duckman. A guy named George Gibb. ", "Couldn't we have this idiotic conversation some other time? Night Vision .

The Amazing Colossal Duckman, Season 3 ", "Harassment is a horrible thing, but maybe a few of us have started to see it where it doesn't exist. ", "As I already told you, which I will now repeat, not as clunky exposition but because it feels so damn good.

[Duckman raises his hand.]

I wanna know these things so I can fix them. This backfires when the public turns out to love the idea of a foul-mouthed toy, something that has never worked for the real Duckman.

You're working for the Biggest American Dick ever! And I'm a detective. ", "Let me tell you a story about a fellow I went to school with. You tell them an ice-breaker or two about women's libbers, gays, environmentalists, several minorities, the homeless, couple of religions, anorexics, obese people, the handicapped, old farts, baldness, and people who walk real goofy because they've just had a vasectomy, and suddenly, they get all sensitive, like I offended one of them or something!”. I treat others the way I'd like to be treated. ", (singing) "A child is like a flower that grows before your eyes, it's been home and heart all along home and heart that makes a family strong.

Being surprised is all we have to hold our interest, and as far as I can tell you, your life ends when you start trying to control your fate. ", "Thin-skinned no-humor pansies!

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Daily. [Duckman is outraged that his car has just been towed] Duckman: I can't believe they towed my car! First one without mom, we know it's tough. I'll make his life a living hell." "A worse one than it is now! You helped me reach deep down inside myself.

Season 3 Guess I'll have to be the man and woman of the house. The premise of this episode is that Duckman, Bernice and Ajax are going to meet Ajax's new girlfriend, Tammy and her parents.

Say at your cremation! ", "I'd hoped for your blessing dod, but I'm old enough to make decisions on my own. An alternate take of Duckman's trademark phrase.

", "Beatrice made me a better person, without her here to help, I'm just not a very good father. ", "Well I can always count on dad to answer my questions.

These candies melt, I can't use them as slugs in the toll basket. ", Cornfed: "I came as soon as I heard Duckman was missing." 1.

He threw up on me. ", "I look at breasts.

For all the response I get around here, I might as well be invisible!

you can see uranus turn pink then blue again when dressing duckman. The Once and Future Duck, Season 3

", "The boy is fifteen years old. If you want to start a Quotes/Duckman page, just click the edit button above.

And we'll never recapture the more interesting awkwardness that comes from simple attraction. Perhaps you'd care to stay after class while I grade on your curves?" ", "I am not an animal! ", " Is it possible to love a sandwich so much you don't want to eat it, cause then it'll be gone?

", "It's a squirrel! Aren't I??

I sure love you a lot too.". YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRYING ME BECAUSE I REMINDED YOU OF YOUR MOTHER!!! If duckman changes his future self with everything he does, then how can he have more than one future self at one time in a big crowd during the end of the episode? ", "What do ya think of that Corny?

The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story, Please read the following before uploading, Season 4 So this ep should come *before* that one, shouldn't it?

The escalator stopped!

This episode was nominated for 1997 "Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming One Hour Or Less)". Keep Joe busy while Brian and I sneak Antonio's goat on the plane! "A worse one than it is now! ", "Unfortunately I didn't hear you or I would have made a joke at your expense. I'm talking of course about my prostate. I think there are school teachers who are on the exact same mission as me. 1. "I'd hoped for your blessing dod, but I'm old enough to make decisions on my own. Episode 19: Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (commonly known as Duckman) is an American animated sitcom that aired on the USA Network from March 5, 1994, through September 6, 1997 and reruns were shown on both Cartoon Network Spain and Comedy Central. ", "Goodnight Charles, goodnight… Err… Charles' brother. Duckman with a D. In fact PHD. “That's all there is; there isn't anymore.” —Ethel Barrymore, Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man is an American animated sitcom that aired from 1994–1997, created by Everett Peck and developed by Peck.

You tell them an ice breaker or two about women's libbers, gays, environmentalists, several minorities, the homeless, a couple of religions, anorexics, obese people, the handicapped, old-farts, baldness & people who walk real goofy cause they just had a vasectomy and suddenly they get all sensitive!

], "Oh Kingy, all I want is for you to get a divorce, give up your lifelong dream, settle down in a God forsaken sink hole, work long hours at a poorly payed service industry job, while I get old and fat caring for my dead sisters three children! He couldn't hit or catch.

Though these clips are never heard in normal play, the file "DUCKMAN.gam" has subtitles for almost all of them. It's the muffins that must be stopped. A collection of quotes by Bernice. ", "No. ", "Happy anniversary dad. It's a little late in the series, but Bernice and Beverly's last names are revealed to be "Hufnagel.".

Season 4

You thrust your pelvis, HUH!

I'm stuck! In this episode it is revealed that King and Honey Chicken have been married for 9 years and have never had sex. If you believe that any Site Content infringes upon your copyright, please notify us by email support@quotecatalog.com. Oh thank you Uncle Corny! And working. ", "I'm your dad. ", "Helen! Duckman: I don't get it. — Kanye West. This backfires when the public turns out to love the idea of a foul-mouthed toy, something that has never worked for the real Duckman. ", "Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was staring at your breasts. But luckily I always forget that. And shopping.

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