jerry seinfeld i'm telling you for the last time transcript

Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time', https://www.scripts.com/script/jerry_seinfeld%3A_%27i%27m_telling_you_for_the_last_time%27_11241. I don’t want too much mental freedom. In most cases, items shipped from Amazon.com may be returned for a full refund. But it might be harder to get there. Live is different – I’ll perform forever. The pad goes here. ! When you’re being dead serious, that’s funnier.” You don’t see her enjoying what she’s doing – she’s doing it because she has to do it. The cameos by people like Robert Klein, Ed McMahon, and Jay Leno are great, but watching Garry Shandling try to steal Jerry's cast-off jokes is a true delight. You have a routine in the special about people loving New York specifically because it is crowded and uncomfortable. Live from New York City, Jerry Seinfeld, aided and abetted by a host of friends and fellow comedians, performs his 1998 Emmy-nominated performance on Broadway. Does that feel unexpectedly poignant now? It was scary. We’re all just sick of people’s houses. No chance of that. You want to leave behind and adopt this new personality that you just thought of. It’s like on Broadway: you need a curtain to come down between the first act and the second act. That’s what I wanted this thing to be. Please subscribe to sign in to comment. It’s another thing that organises your mind. I’m sitting in the door, getting ready to jump, and I say to the guy: “Have you ever had another actor do something like this?” He says: “I’ve been in this business 30 years, I’ve never had a stuntman do anything like this.” But there was a stunt guy that did do it before me. I wonder if people will find it’s more difficult to laugh right now.

My kids are teenagers, and you would never see them, normally – no idea where they are or what they’re doing. Although he prefers to present himself publicly in the classic stand-up’s attire of a suit and tie, Seinfeld appeared last Wednesday wearing a simple sweatshirt that read “Garage”, in a Zoom session from his house in the Hamptons. You just become highly adaptable to everything.

But he is also self-conscious in a way that you never see in his act: he cracks jokes and then wonders whether it’s appropriate to do so or if people even want to laugh right now. You have a reputation as a neat freak. “What’s TikTok?” I look at it. I would love to hang out with them, but I can’t. The coffee goes here. We did it in late August, when the water would be warm. more…, All Jerry Seinfeld scripts | Jerry Seinfeld Scripts. 6 Oct. 2020. Like, polio: “Just think of what I could have been if I thought of that.” Smallpox: “This could have been so much bigger.”. So much of your comedy is built around close observations of the ways people interact with each other. I’m in the chopper with the stunt co-ordinator. You don’t have to write, but you can’t do anything else. I get less depressed with routine. We truly appreciate your support. I also thought my age was a very funny aspect of it. I’m not a big fan of really old people going on TV. Directed by Marty Callner. Sitting in a room decorated with family photos, books, model cars and a copy of the Allan Sherman comedy album My Son, the Nut, Seinfeld talked about his evolving feelings on comedy, its power and its deficiencies during this time. Our payment security system encrypts your information during transmission. Not really, to tell you the truth. And it is impressive. A little bit. Teenagers want to escape their parents so desperately, and they don’t want you to see who they’ve become. We work hard to protect your security and privacy. I knew instantly. It was cool. However, the real Jerry Seinfeld – the one who gave up the sitcom long ago to focus on an occasional talkshow and a peerless stand-up career – is not the same guy. Seinfeld spoke further about his reflections in quarantine, his need for routine and what he hopes comedy and New York will look like when this all ends. That’s still funny. Its whole concept is based around walking and licking and strange numbers of pennies. – post-show-business now. This shopping feature will continue to load items when the Enter key is pressed. And don't ask me how I know.

Who does that at 65 years old? But I'm telling you for the last time. I’m not OCD, but I love routine. He is known for playing a semi-fictionalized version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David. Are you finding it harder, as some parents are, to have your children around all day long? This seems to be their big qualification.

The only people that have fabulous, fabulous places stink. . I was talking to somebody yesterday, and they just said the word “Williamsburg”, and I got such a pang of longing to be in Williamsburg. It’s kind of like missing your friends. I miss the city a lot. No, if you love the city, you still love it. I’m more about organised behaviour routines. A few have a problem with that much of the material is unoriginal and was featured on his TV series...BUT IT'S FUNNY!! Unable to add item to List. Commenting on The Irish Times has changed. Nobody touched anybody and at the end of that day, it felt a little cold. There is a general, base-level sadness that our species is under threat. I said: “The reason this is funny is because she doesn’t think she’s being funny. Can you imagine how jealous the other diseases must be of this idea of no symptoms for two weeks? (Laughs) The helicopter joke came from the title. The TV shows won’t quite know what to make. But I don’t want to be doing that. And I think it’s nice that people are trying to do that. I've seen those people. “Okay, I got it.” The thing that I enjoy the most is debating with them about why that’s not funny and why this is funny. Those are the kinds of conversations I love to get into with them.

We weren’t doing 6ft [of distancing] yet, but that was the first time I was in a large group of people and nobody shook hands. Is there a part of your routine that other people might find helpful right now?

Because in my mind, as I’m looking out at that crowd, they represent every audience in New York I ever stood in front of, from when I was 20 years old, who shaped me. I like that feeling: now we’re going to do this trick, now we’re going to do that trick.

Oh, yes, I do a little bit.

I’m not in the mood to be funny. I don’t, but if I did I’d be upset about it.

But having spent a whole day working together with a big group of people, when I walked out, I definitely felt something missing. Because they’re too busy to do anything. I’m curious, very briefly. To be 65 and still doing something this absurd – that’s part of what I wanted my signature to be. Sold by The Junkyard Store and ships from Amazon Fulfillment. I just retired all my material. I got it from the movie The Hustler, with Jackie Gleason and Paul Newman.

After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. Because you’ll get that feedback instantly of what works and what doesn’t. Do you have like 15 minutes of material on handshaking that you can never use again? In 1999, a VHS and DVD titled Jerry Seinfeld: I'm Telling You for the Last Time - Live on Broadway was released. When did the pandemic start feeling serious to you? It’s hurting so many people, so brutally.

Prime-time sitcom star Jerry Seinfeld gets back to his roots in stand-up comedy with this performance at the Broadhurst Theater in New York City, which … Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations, Select the department you want to search in, + No Import Fees Deposit & $9.98 Shipping to Netherlands.

If it's a bit, it's anybody's bit who does it. I like wearing the suit and having the crowd and the energy and the crackle – I like the magic. So this is just another thing to adapt to. From that perspective, he also contemplated his new stand-up special, 23 Hours to Kill, which Netflix has just released; Seinfeld is aware that its jokes about the minor indignities of public gatherings, internet communication and the United States Postal Service may now play very differently than when the set was recorded in October at the Beacon Theatre in Manhattan. Hard times ahead unless Covid-19 policy is seriously revamped. The vibe of it – it’s postponed, let’s say. That’s how I change modes from lying down to standing up. I still have a writing session every day. I’ll see when I get there. They’re okay. Jerome Allen Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. I’m not a germophobe. The first thing I do is put water on my face. And the better the person, the crummier the house is going to look. When you have reset your password, you can, Please choose a screen name. In order to navigate out of this carousel please use your heading shortcut key to navigate to the next or previous heading. We were putting together the trailer, and there was a bit in there where I was complaining about specials in a restaurant. Do you worry that stand-up comedy won’t ever be what it was before and the audiences just won’t come back like they once did? So you’re finding you can still make jokes right now? (Laughs) I would bet on this virus. Thanks for your vote! And I love show business, but I’m past that. With Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Barryte, Grace Bustos, George Carlin. I don’t like these homey shows. And I love show business, but I’m past that. Sorry, kid. It’s like you’re a bird and then suddenly they change your cage. Now I really feel like I’m getting to see who they are. The notes go here. It feels like that to me. Could you see yourself performing for an online audience? Oh, he did the "Tonight Show" many, many times.

Prime members enjoy FREE Delivery and exclusive access to music, movies, TV shows, original audio series, and Kindle books. You’re just a trained animal in a circus. Please try again. My writing technique is just: you can’t do anything else. When you think you’re being funny, that’s less funny for us as the audience. Do you feel like you’re coming to the end of something, professionally? That I kept trying to do silly things, right to the end. I did show business.

Do you find yourself yearning to get back onstage when you haven’t been able to do it for several weeks? Let’s go.” I want to look like Muhammad Ali on a coffee-table book. There's a problem loading this menu right now. Top subscription boxes – right to your door, © 1996-2020, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates. You can’t be complaining about that. And I don’t like shaking hands. That sustains me. People are going to go back, first of all, because laughter is the greatest feeling of release that there is. Zero. And, number two, the comedians are going to adapt so much quicker than everyone else. Listen free to Jerry Seinfeld – "I'm Telling You For The Last Time" (Intro/ Phones - Live (1998 Broadhurst Theatre), Cab Drivers - Live (1998 Broadhurst Theatre) and more). No. Something we hope you'll especially enjoy: FBA items qualify for FREE Shipping and Amazon Prime. Discover more music, concerts, videos, and pictures with the largest catalogue online at Last.fm.

You’ve got to feel a little sad about that. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.

But on film, there’s a point where – I don’t know. I don’t want to see how you really live. “Just the bit, the audience and the moment. That was not going to feel quite right. Jerry Seinfeld Live on Broadway: I'm Telling You for the Last Time. Once I came up with 23 Hours to Kill, that sounded like a Bond movie, so let’s do a Bond movie opening. I have too much of that anyway. They’re horrible at what they do.

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